The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. ~Frank Hubbard
It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocketbook often groans more loudly than an empty stomach. ~Franklin Delano Roosevelt
We can tell our values by looking at our checkbook stubs. ~Gloria Steinem
I'd like to live as a poor man with lots of money. ~Pablo Picasso
There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one. ~Jack Yelton
My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. ~Errol Flynn
Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due. ~Author Unknown
Inflation hasn't ruined everything. A dime can still be used as a screwdriver. ~Quoted in P.S. I Love You, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. ~Mark Twain
They who are of the opinion that Money will do everything, may very well be suspected to do everything for Money. ~George Savile, Complete Works, 1912
I cannot afford to waste my time making money. ~Louis Agassiz
